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I was in the russian army, but they kicked me out. They told me that I'am dumb octopy with 8 ass-driven hands.
> They told me that I'am dumb octopy with 8 ass-driven hands.
"dumb octopy with 8 ass-driven hands" === Anustralian (in brief)
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This is what happens when you leave the best parts of video only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq8tca82x2M
>>133936
Poland looks exactly like Russia.
Здравствуйте, русские товарищи из Двача: Шлю вам привет из Мексики, страны кукурузы. Я просто хотел
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23/04/25 Срд 22:16:59
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Шлю вам привет из Мексики, страны кукурузы. Я просто хотел пожелать вам отличного дня и спросить, не знает ли кто-нибудь, где я могу найти записи советских новостей о землетрясении 1986 года в моей стране. Я искал во многих местах и ничего не нашел. Заранее прошу прощения за плохой русский язык; я пользуюсь переводчиком.
Hello, Russian comrades from Dvach:
I send you greetings from Mexico, the Land of Corn. I just wanted to wish you an excellent day and ask if anyone knows where I can find Soviet news recordings of the 1986 earthquake in my country. I have been looking in many sites and have not found anything. In advance,
hola senor, que pasa ?
theres plenty on google books but this is the only one i could find scanned.
"Для народа Мексики : [ О сдаче крови донорами Латвии для пострадавших от землетрясения в Мексике ) . газета. , 1985" and such
> Be 18 In Usa > Drinking since 84 <You're to young (Now go fight for us in war) > Han
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24/04/25 Чтв 23:21:16
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> Drinking since 84
<You're to young (Now go fight for us in war)
> Handguns since 07
<How else are we supposed to stop school shootings (Other than following cummunist china's method)
> Smoking since 19
<That's bad for your health (Go eat good ole mcdonalds big mac, with large fries, and large soda)
Gambling is the only non degen way to be an adult now, and I'll keep goin' till I die. It's sad my other statemates, esp Utah can't join till 21 like a belgian (except Utah since it's banned as hard as allah ahkbar countries can).
Till the govt says we're "too young", how about focus on pedos marrying kids instead? btw this bypasses aoc laws https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_age_in_the_United_States
Never lose your casinos.
>Gambling is the only non degen way to be an adult now, and I'll keep goin' till I die.
You have to stop now, or you'll be stopped by the 9mm bullet you'll fire yourself when you've lost everything and more.
Stupid Chileans, supporting the United Kingdom in its invasion of the islas Malvinas, Not realizing
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23/04/25 Срд 07:51:06
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Why are Russian men dating Asian women these days so often? It was an exclusively North American tre
Anonymous
06/01/25 Пнд 17:25:18
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Are Russian women so bad these days?
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Have you seen asian "men"?
I'd post some but I don't want to get banned and prosecuted for posting LGBT content
Russians are Europeans and we are more beautiful than Asian men + our family values are similar to Asian ones and for us family is more important than career and money.
it's called eurasianism, look it up
> a redhair Polish girl living in her life
> some tatars came in
> that Polish girl immediately got captured
> raped
> shipped to Istanbul
> became an Odalisque
> raped
> released for some reasons
> can't return to her beloved motherland
> moved to Western Turkey
> marrying their fellow boys from Eastern Europe
> kept breeding
> slowly forgot their Slavic roots
> got brainwashed into Turkish
> now
> a girl with redhair and light eyes from their village enough of dark Kurds flocking into their region
> that girl moved to Poland where her ancestry located
> 'öh my göd, İ âm â redhâîr Türkîsh, loök ât me.'
> bred by Polish boy
> DNA returned
it made my shits runny
Real coolstory
Any recommended materials for learning Russian? Since 4cuck is dead, I won't be needing English anym
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16/04/25 Срд 12:19:39
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I learned a lot just reading ruskies blogs like pikabu and d3, it's still painfully slow but I can read them runes and understand most sentences.
People shit on duolingo but It's nice for expanding my vocabulary. The gamification fucking sucks but at least it reminds me to do something every day.
I would learn the alphabet elsewhere since that part really sucks about duolingo. There's a bunch of apps on the android app store that help with this, some even help you learn cursive letters.
Other than that I can recommend mirrored books like pic related, the translation is not 1:1 which kinda sucks but the texts use simple words so it wasnt hard to get through.
I'm still not ready to reply but I feel like im slowly getting there.
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still hiding in the russian embassy, fatfuck?
get fucked wanker
I could live like a king in Russia and not be surrounded by stinky jeets every second. It's sounds great to me. Where would be a good place to live in Russia? Also, if you're rich, what are the chances a girl is just going to be a golddigger?
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Sounds good, a property like this will probably shoot up in value over time, no?
Usually does, real estate in Moscow appreciated like crazy since 2022.
If or when orange man strikes a deal and slavs start coming home demand will shoot up even higher.
There isn't one.
yes, move
i can sell you a luxorious 2 room apartment with a balcony on the fifthfloor(penthouse) with a great view to a half life 2 noise producing rail yard, there is a lovely sense of community as the entire yard effectively functions as an out door beer garden, if you like farming, the apartment grows mushrooms by itself!!!!!
starting bids at 200 000 usd
Been to Saint Peterrsbourg with a business trip before the war.
Was realy impressed with vibe and culture(even subhuman street culture with druggies and whores).For sure you need at least basic russian to embrace this city.
Been to almost every capital in Europe, st.Petersboroug impressed me the most in a good way.
Can't wait when all this nonsense will be over and can visit it again.
Fuck Moscow.
Ask me anything
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why u are write x
Mindless Self indulgence songs' character
#dostatochno
post butt
Ye bai.
Blyat.
Suka.
Na quee.
comrade
Why do eastern people love high corrugated metal fences so much?
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Old Russian proverb. Мой дом-моя крепость. Ma house is ma fortress.
Of course you would like to hear that all Russians who survived the gulag are now traumatized and cannot live without bars. That is why even the poorest Russians surround their summer country houses with ten fences. But the reality is always somewhat simpler.
By the way, will you show us your summer house?)
correct
t. brick fence owner
you have not taken into account one factor: russia has very strong variable winds in the european region, and it is uncomfortable to live in a house around which a metal fence rattles
such fences are put up only for dachas, where they are visited only in summer - I don't think you need to explain what a dacha is
I wrote you pretty much the same thing, you just didn't read it.
Close this topic already, it's not worth it.
culture of stealing
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como faço para criar fios nesse chan?
it's dificult for a non-Russian speaker navigate around here
like this guy >>134634
>"how to create threads in this chan"
without web translator, you are half competely lost
Use 2ch.life.
as always. jews.
so ummm where do I post muh food and muh drunk threads now? should I just start a twitter? t. yakut
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16/04/25 Срд 23:26:24
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should I just start a twitter?
t. yakutsk bernd
yakutko
Send any poster an emoji and luck will be on your side throughout the day.🍀🏆
just had 2 mimosa, 2 picklebacks and now im on cider
lfg boys
I am so, so sorry. The fat, retarded baby boomers in middle America are content to be slaves for the Jews. The memes are all real. And Russia is now paying the price.
What percentage of Russians are aware that the United States is entirely ran by a Jewish world conspiracy? I'd say here, perhaps roughly 20% of White men under 30 seem to have figured out what is going on. The boomers are clueless.
The Jews have controlled everything the Boomers have read, seen, and heard for their entire lives.
Is it much the same in Russia?
Also, please spread these infographics.
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We are all joos and naggers.
lmao, stop passing the baton to dumb jews.
leaks perfectly show how American feds control everything and anonymity is myth.
>Also, please spread these infographics.
Nice try, real anons don’t glow
>we didn't do it, it's the jooz
>white christian straight men elect the biggest jew cocksucker and wannabe Putinist authoritarian pro oligarchy orange nigger
thank you private Smith from Ohio oblast
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Hello, Bejing leader
Beijing = Pekeen (Пекин)
Xi Jinping = See Dzeenpeen' (Си Цзиньпин)
Kim Jong-un = Keem Chen-y'een (Ким Чен-ын)
This does not mean that in Russian you can represent less sounds than in English, just the opposite. It's just the pronunciation historically.
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It's the dream of any dvacher under 23. You're insulting the goddess of the younger among us.
Indian threads flashback.